I don’t like seafood, I don’t like the sea, I don’t like lakes and the only reason I sometimes swim in the pool is because I can see the bottom, and the water is clear and there are no plants or animals (besides the fact that in the back recesses of my mind I’m convinced there is a shark lurking in the pool tank) BUT My Octopus Teacher has me now googling flight tickets home to South Africa and kelp forest diving instructors! Best Film of the year so far!